NOBODY WINS BIG BROTHER ALONE.
Rule One
$32
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StephhhThe workshop is open.
Custom one-of-one nerf blasters, the 50 Rules tee collection, and themed monthly drops on the schedule.
wearable rules
The 50 Rules tee collection.
One rule, one shirt. Hand-drawn lettering. Print-on-demand, ships from the print partner. First drop coming soon.
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I'D RATHER LOSE AS ME.
Rule Fifty
$32
AN EVICTION SPEECH IS A LOVE LETTER.
Rule Twenty-Five
$32
PLAYING FOR THE RIGHT TO KEEP PLAYING.
Rule Nineteen
$32
HUG AT THE DOOR.
Rule Twenty-Eight
$32
BE REMEMBERED FOR BEING KIND.
Rule Two
$32
Want to know the second a drop opens? Get on the list.
in the workshop
Custom nerf blasters.
Hand-painted, hand-modded, never the same twice. A few commission slots per month — themed drops in between.
Entry
$400 – $600
Custom paint, basic mods, my style.
Mid
$800 – $1,200
Detailed paint + custom shell work + light mods.
Premium
$1,500 – $3,000
Themed concept builds, masterwork paint, full mods.
Bespoke
$3,000+
Your concept. My hands. Multi-week commission.
Next drop
Themed monthly drops are on the schedule.
Five unique builds, one theme, one drop window. Get on the list to know first.
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